Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I am one with the molecules
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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