we have pet lesbian snakes
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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