Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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