i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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