Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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