I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
My balls are so social today.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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