i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
