He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
