i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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