Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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