Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
smell my finger.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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