People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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