so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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