I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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