I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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