she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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