So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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