My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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