I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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