The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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