I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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