she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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