So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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