Non-Jews are for practice
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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