and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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