they need to just BURY HIM!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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