I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You need Xanax blowdarts
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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