I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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