I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
