piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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