before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
birth control should be required to get into college
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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