and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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