I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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