Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I see more hoeing in ur future
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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