How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
