how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
