your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
