Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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