from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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