Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Randomize
