I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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