Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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