So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
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Farmville is her only friend.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I lost the right to judge tonight
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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