The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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