dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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