But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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