You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
