awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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