I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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