Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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