So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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