So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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