I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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