What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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