I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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