pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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